Songbird One sings,
"Bye, Bye, Bill"
Hilary
Clinton with Rush Limbaugh in front of the Clinton Library and
Slick Willie Monument that comes complete w/ RU666 Abortion Capsule.
That's Monicker Lewdinsky barely visible under Clinton's right
arm in the departure poster atop the depository. Al Gore stands
watch as the very proper First Lady applauds.
 as
of 11/24/00 Monicker Lewdinsky's knockers gets
back in the act.
"The Modern Art
of Polling"
Gore-Lieberman Party
Platform
In the
image above we see sculptor Michaelangelo Gore make some last
minute adjustments before playing his King Joe Card.
"Of Big Guns, Tiny
Gonads, Mounted Ladies and Gullible Children: the Naked Truth"
Courtesy
of the Second Amendment Bank and Trust, we see a pay-per-view
museum presentation of Charlatan "Sinai" Heston, rimfire
president of the NRA and late 20th century role model, anatomically
typical of many gun-lovers and metaphysically identical to all.
"The O J Simpson
Disgrace: Justice Slain"
The
cowardly Simpleton flees the scene, leaving the mess for the
just of all races to clean up.
OJ in progress as of 11/01/00
"Planned Parenthood"
Comely spokesmother
Kathleen Turner caught brainstorming in the boardroom.
in progress as of 11/03/00
"Disco Gloria:
Stayin' Alive"
Ms. Steinem showing constituents
her latest one-size-fits-all partygirl ensemble which she plans
to wear as master of ceremonies at the annual Purple Prosthesis
Awards gala in Little Rock.
in progress as of 11/14/00
"Gunsmoke's real
Miss Kitty"
Horsing
around during a smoking break between shoots in this "lost"
publicity still, Miss Kitty shows us all who the real boss of
Gunsmoke was.
just getting
started 11/26/00
"Cagney and Lacey
go 'Bang, Bang!!'"
Cagney
and Lacey go for the silver and gold, each earning a silver hand
gun, solid gold bullet-proof badge/chastity belt and a gold-plated
Emmy award...and their very own precinct and gold-trimmed and
fuel-injected prowl car to boot.
just getting started
11/29/00
"Chelsea Pumps
Up amd Cools Off after her SATs"
This
down-to-earth and now accessible Clintonite affords us a peek
at her beautiful extra ciricular qualifications for both Vassar
and Brandeis.
just getting started
12/4/00
"Quest at Giza"
The
neverending search for the holy grail of professional sports
and entertainment: the coveted, and overused, King David Jockstrap/G-String/Prosthesis.
just getting started
12/4/00
Hey dude, can the Clearview
Kid help it, if in every peaceful park you go to you see somebody
impersonating that certainly well endowed wrestling superstar
that calls himself "The Rock." I guess they could call
this look-alike guy Little Rock.
"The Laughing Heads
Naked Comedy Hour"
This
first "lost" poster for an abandoned 50's pilot episode
starring Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, and guest Laughing Beauty
Miss Janet Leigh.
just getting started
11/30/00
"The Laughing Heads
Naked Comedy Hour II"
This
second "lost" poster for the same abandoned 50's series
starring Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, and guest Laughing Beauty
Miss Carole Burnette.
just getting started
11/30/00
"The Laughing Heads
Naked Comedy Hour III"
This
third "lost" poster for the same abandoned 50's series
starring Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, and guest Laughing Beauty
Miss Lucille Ball.
just getting started
11/30/00
"The Laughing Heads
Naked Comedy Hour IV"
This
fourth "lost" poster for the same abandoned 50's series
starring Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, and guest Laughing Bully Master
Jay Leno.
just getting started
12/5/00
"The Laughing Heads
Naked Comedy Hour Preshow Warmup"
This
unauthorized candid photo for the same abandoned 50's series
starring Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis was used only to warm up
the crowd before the show and has never befiore been released
to the public.
just getting started
12/2/00
"Study of a nude
Pick-asso at Septic Tank #667"
At last, the naked truth and resolution
of so-called modern art and Pablo's twisted contribution. On
his deathbed, Pablo is reported to have muttered to his disallusioned
croonies, "Fellas, someday the world is going to wake up
and realize that all modern art since the impressionists, including
mine, is just as worthless...just as worthless as I am lazy.
Alot of art people are going to be pissed off that they've wasted
their lives. May the devil have mercy on my twisted soul...cause
I know God don't want no part of it. Good art used to be
an important part of life, until me and all the others screwed
it all up..u...." And the bastard died.
in progress as of 11/23/00
I know, the image
above is a nasty, perverse picture, but somebody had to expose
the bald-headed, naked truth of the modern
art industry.
At your service, David R. Daniels, the
Clearview Kid.
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