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"With Goodness We Grow"
"Woody Allen: Leader of the Worriers"
"Dean Martin: Little Ole' Wine maker He"
"Fantasy Island: Final Justice"
"Marilyn Monroe: Yoko? Oh no!"
"Yahn Pupe's Howdy Doody"
"Pupe Strikes Again: The Hillary and Bill Show" 
"Martin Luther King: Peaceful Gladiator" 
"Fill'er Up: Uncle Saddam Goes to Washington" 
"George Bush's Heads of State"
George Bush and John Kerry appear together in "Bush Cassidy and the Kerry Kid: The After-Math" 
George Bush and John Kerry also appear together in "White House: The Movie" 
"Mahatma Ghandi's Fight Club"
"Mona Lisa DaVinci, the Lavender Rose"
"Uncle Albert: an Apple Production"
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"Ronald Reagan is Lord of the Rings" 
"Pope John Paul II is The Godfodder" 
"Richard Nixon's Scarface" 
"Bruce Springsteen's Missile Reduction Treaty" 
"Gerald Ford's Trash Bag Debate" 
"Rush Limbaugh's It's a Walgreenful Life" 
"Bob and Elizabeth: A Dole Romance" 
"Boris Yeltsen, Mig Pilot" CLICK HERE TO TAKE A REST FROM ALL THE SWAPSHOTS
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"Jack Kevorkian's Good, Bad, and Ugly" 
"John Ashcroft Closing In On Terrorism" 
"Bob Dylan's Good Lady Down" 
"Elvis Presley and Nat King Cole: A Tale of Two Kings" 
"Carroll O'Connor and James Dean's Brotherly Secrets" 
"Robin the Leach's New Lifestyles of the Rich and Infamous" 
"Bob Dylan and Squint Eastwood's High Plains Drifters" 
"Janis Joplin's Sound of Music Vanity Promo" 
"Ed Sullivan's Gone with the Wind" 
"Top Gun Bill Gates" 
"Albert Einstein's Rocky Squared Excercise" 
"Hussein, Arafat, Bin Laden are Desert Scum, Garbage in the Sand" 
"Milton Berle's A-Team" is a long story folks. Stay tuned for future disclosure. 
"Groucho Marx in Paris" 
"Last Days of Khadafy"
"Jimmy Carter's North Korean Breakthrough: No MSG!!" 
Elvis Presley was dna-definitely King Tut 
"Buzz Aldrich: Burgers on the Moon" 
"George F. Will was Blueboy" 
"Andy 'Hardy' Rooney was Napoleon" 
"Don Rickles is Mad Max" 
"Sam Donaldson's Kelly's Heroes" 
"Roy Orbison Gets His Pretty Woman" 
"Sid Caesar was Titus" 
"Donald Trump gets trumped: His wheeling and dealing is consummated" 
"The Ali Movement (the bullshit continues)" 
"Ted Koppel and Charlie Rose's Nightwatch" 
"Michael Jackson sings Meet Me In San Quentin, Quentin... 
"Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion 2025" 
"John Kennedy: Sir Fitz - Advisor and Bodyguard" 
"Released Prematurely: Howard Stern and Andrew Dice Clay" 
"Charlatan Heston's Big Gun 11th Commandment" 
"Mike Tyson's Battle for the Planet of the Apes" 
"Billy Graham's Billy's Angels" 
"Pat Buchanan's Lincoln Self Image" 
"Neil Diamond as Squint Eastwood's Dirty Diamond"
"Betty Grable at Pearl Harbor"
"Ho Chi Minh's Happy Days"
"Was Bill O'Reilly Really Ben Hur?"
"Jim Carey and Britney Spear's Maltese Foulgoon" 
"Shirley MacLaine's Indiana Jones" 
"Arnold Schwartzenegger was the actual Hunchback of Notre Dame" 
"Janet Jackson was Joan of Arc and she will Save America!"
"Warren Beatty, Fay Dunaway: Bonnie and Clyde, the Director's Cut" 
"Was Dick Clark Bethoven's Musically-Challenged Brother"
"Ohno, John Lennon was not Charles Dickens!" 
"Sir Paul McCartney Shakespear's Lost Etching Discovered" 
"Peeple Weakly" 
"The John Kerry - Hillary Clinton Ticket: Get Smart?" 
James Dean's lost St. Louis son stars in "Keys to the City" 
Forensically Confirmed: Elizabeth Taylor was The Sphynx 
The Passion of Christ? Or the Grudge of Mel Gibson? 
Kirk Douglas and "The Hole in the Chin Gang" with Katherine Ross and Robert Redford's chins too. 
Florida Governor Jeb Bush moves up to the Vice-Presidency in "Miami Vice, the Movie." 
Yoooohh, a picture is worth a bunch o' words. And that's about how long this unauthorized autobiography of the super versatile Sylvestor Stallone is; written of course by super-egos John Rambo and Rocky Balboa and subtly titled "'S' is for Stallone." 
Yoooohh, we got a new Rambo, Leonardo DiCaprio, whose off-screen name is really Leslie Deacon according to unreliable sources. 
The assertive and versatile Condoleeza Rice is most certainly "The Wizard of DC." 
Monica Lewinsky reveals the Pulp Fiction formula by which she successfully and unselfishly serviced the Bill Clinton administration. 
Courtesy of O.J. Simpelton and Johnny Cochroach we now know the intimate details of the most blatant miscarriage of criminal justice in American history. 
This recently uncovered screentest raises some interesting questions. Is the John Kerry we now know really J. Kerry or Jay Kerry or even Jack Kerry (you know, like in jacquerie)? 
This all-too-quickly-forgotten historic epic was produced in Berlin by Ronald Reagan and directed by George Bush with the co-operation of Mikhail Gorbichov, inspired by Lady Liberty and her children everywhere. 
For the first time since infancy, Mel Gibson uses his given name "Melvin" and wears a sheer gown on the cover of this still unreleased Christmas Album. It was scheduled for release shortly before the release of his first Lethal Weapon movie after the box office success of his gratuitous Passion of Christ film. Howvever, Melvin's favorite psychiatrist advised otherwise...but not before Originaldo's sources got their hands on a bootleg copy of the beautiful cover. CLICK HERE TO TAKE A REST FROM ALL THE SWAPSHOTS
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As hisory will record, Henry Kissinger Baritione was the original godfather of the Sopranos. 
Blood thirsty Steven Segal shows his other side in this discreetly produced, but quickly abandoned pilot for Buffy, the Vampire Slayer.
The dynasty continues as George W. Bush batters his face, sucks in his gut, and carrys on in the tradition of Rocky Balboa. 
John Kerry and John Edwards is the Odd Couple establishing who is boss. 
PNA (pre-natal new-clueic acid) Positive, Jerry Springer was first John Wilkes Booth, the assassin of Lincoln and now the assassin of Good Taste. Interestingly, 150 years ago Booth's friends called him Johnny, the Springer. 
Jay Silverheels is the Lone Warrior Tonto and Clayton Moore is his trusty companion Ranger in this alternative version of the Lone Ranger aired only on Indian Reservations and suppressed until recently by second generation Buffalo Hunters. 
"Hey you cool biker dudes, pedaling is hard work and the road is getting more dangerous every day. So vibrate that beer belly away with this 2005 Harley Davidson Exercycle for under $20,000...and you just might get a hot chick like me. A free video of Lazy Rider is included with every bike. No assembly reuired."
Yes, it's Martha Stewart coming to dinner with Sidney Poitier in this high cost digitally-faked film available before now only to big time SS (Stewart Stockholders)...until Originaldo got his gilded hands on it to enlighten us all.
Yes, it's Dime Lady Candice Bergen back collecting coins for U. S. Sprint on the cover of this undated and unreleased Sony Betamax video.
Yes, it's Carrol O'Connor masquerading as Carol O'Connor, Registered Nurse, Angel of Mercy, long before he lost his hair and became Archie Bunker.
"That's the way it was." Yes, this Michael Moore video produced for PBS (Presley-Brando Systems) proves beyond a shadow of a doubt, thanks to evidence discovered sealed in a bullet-proof Miracle Whip jar under Brando's 2004 supposed deathbed, that Marlon Brando and Elvis Presley were one and the same person. A lock of James Dean's hair and an as-yet-unreleased Kodachrome may show a Brando-Presley-Dean connection beyond belief...a real triple-header. But, wait a minute, is Brando really gone, or is the King who masqueraded as all three (Brando, Presley, and Dean) still with us. Jerry Lewis??? No way, Jose. That's it; Jose Luis, Jerry's laid back Franco-Mexican-American cousin and frequnt impersonator.
Robin Williams introduces Gene Wilder's shocking tale of why both of these so-called "electrifying comedians" are the way they are.
You guessed it, sports fans, the original Batman was Babe Ruth. He went out on the field in a black cape one dark Halloween evening and slugged 3 homers, while a comic book color boy watched and got his supposedly original brainstorm for the iconic Batman series. Hey, let's give credit where credit is due. Good goin' again, Bambino! As a sudenote, Topps captired the moment on the card you see here, but mysteriously never published it. Could Topps and DC Comics be owned by the rip-off artist??
In his very first Elvis impersonation filmed on the beaches of Blue Hawaii, Andy Griffith proves you're never too old for an old-fashioned clambake.
Champagne bottle lip prints have shown that Lawrence Welk was Lawrence of Arabia in a prior lifetime. Further more it has been documented that both men once said, "Give me a bottle of Champagne Music and I'll give you a Battle of Myrth." Hey, what more proof do you need you sun-baked beerheads out there in make believe land?
Ringo Starr was The Falstaff?? Sort of far-fetched?? BNA (Belly 'N Ale) never lies, my beer-bloated friends..
"Give me Disco or give me Death?" Give me a break. John Travolta's preincarnation was Patrick Henry? As you can see though, the truth is in the plum pudding my fellow Saturday Night patriots.
"Philadelphia Freeman, the British are Coming?" Get serious, Elton John's preincarnation was John Paul Jones? As serious as a heart attack, you can see once more, the truth is in the plum pudding my fellow Philadelphia Freedom lovers.
Is kind-hearted documentarian Michael Moore the sultry soul who some have chosen to brand "The Hatriot," or is he actually the abandoned American sibling of Englishman Roger Moore's "The Saint?" Or is he helplessly stranded somewhere out in the middle of the North Atlantic atop the very same iceberg that sank the Titanic at the turn of the last century?
This tattered old business card tells the true story of William Boyd who played Hopalong Cassidy. Hoppy was so agile, even his directors never knew he had a maple peg leg. But, finally, when his show was canceled, the all-American hero had to make a buck some way and went into the budget prosthetics business with his younger brother Stephen Boyd (who later went on to Ben-Hur fame and left Hoppy to stump it on his own). Barely able to wean out a living for himself, he nevertheless spent his golden years jump starting the Americans with Disabilities Act. An Originaldo hats-off to a true American Altruist!
Boob-tubers, as you can see from this prematurely released video of an upcoming episode of Law and Order, there is a big question brewing in little Walker, Kansas. Is it legal for wheelchairs to be parked in handicapped spaces?
Vice-presidential candidate John Edwards got his start in public affairs on the pilot for a new "2 Adam 12" series. It appears above as if his seasoned partner Kent McCord has his own opinion of his new partner.
It had to happen. No more free statue lighting for Thomas Edison. He has to pay like all the rest of us elcoholics.
Ford gets gas! Look what they've done to poor Henry Ford minding his own business atop his own museum. Is nothing sacred anymore?
Remember the golden-oldie "Little Sister." Did anyone ever imagine that Elvis was singing it about his actual little sister, Michelvis? Of course not. Michelvis wanted to make it big on her own so even when she and Elvis made a joint appearance in Vegas, she pleaded with her big brother to please not mention she was his sister. She eventually moved to St. Louis where she's still the toast of the town (on open mike nights anyway). However on the 30th anniverary of Elvis' "leaving the building" she plans to issue this video to set the history books straight..and maybe make a well-deserved few bucks in the process.
Forensic materials recently discovered under General Eisenhowers rusting quonset hut on the Normandy Beaches have indicated that Likable Ike was probably O. Henry's favorite ghost writer...in a previous life of course.
And Karmatic Scriptures discovered atop Mount Sinai have led experts to believe that, at birth, John Candy inherited a portion of General Dwight Eisenhower's soul.
Blood stains discovered recently under the old carpet at Ford Theatre have matched with those on one of the Roman spikes used to crucify Spartacus, thus proving once and for all that Abraham Lincoln has been a great liberator in every life he has lived.
Hair DNA discovered under the sink of the motel where Martin Luther King was assassinated have matched the same Lincoln DNA discovered at Fords Theatre.
Recently unearthed inside a sacred Mongol Temple while repairing a clay thunder jug beneath a bedroom never occupied by anyone but Ghengis Khan, seventeen calcified stool samples have been chromatically matched to those left in the executive suite of a nearby Sam's Club, and later to those extracted from Sam Walton's exhumed remains. Gold dust was mysteriously dscovered in both great conquerors samples and a look see into how the dust got there is now under investigation by the Swiss G.I. Department. Soon all the world will know if both great conquerors actually seasoned their food with gold dust.
The French medical school near where Mata Hari was executed way back in 1913 is being razed to make room for the Eifel-Trump Tower Casino. And wouldn't you know it, locked in a rusting safe a vial of Mata Hari's post mortem blood has weathered the years since the dissection by med students of her unclaimed body. Ivana Trump heard of the news and actually requested to see if her blood matched. Almost...not quite. But the Mata Hari sample was somewhat contaminated due to a leaky lead seal around the lip of the perfume bottle which served as a makeshift vial for so many long and war-torn decades. At any rate, Ivana has filed marketing trademark rights to both names Ivana Hari and Mata Trump.
Thanks to Originaldo's spy cam, the truth is out 8 years early. The truth??? That there was a Warren Coommission II and it concluded after 42 years of psychotic and forensic sampling that patsey Lee Harvey Oswald may have indeed involuntarily inherited the mind of Jessie James and is therefore not responsible for his actions...known in the sound-proof locker rooms of the Congressional Caucus Coroner's Office as "Genetic Discountability." Neither Oprah Winfrey or Gerald Ford could be contacted for their controversial comments.
The report cover you see here is a fraud. Sighted instructors at the Picasso Art School for the Totally Blind in New York and Paris jointly and deliberately reworked Leonardo daVinci's famous self-drawing to resemble a photo of Picasso taken 400 years later...and now claim Pablo was Leonardo re-incarnated based on ten years of phoney retrographic analysis. They must think the whole world is blind.
Harry "S is for Sampson" Truman. A middle initial and an ancient Dead Sea Illustration are worth a thousand thousands of words. How much more proof do you scholarly hystorians need?
As you can see from this unreleased IRS report cover which was leaked to Originaldo's favorite recovering Las Vegas call girl, Regis Philbin has always been fascinated by the taste of other people's money. He once collected it for Caesar; now he gives it away on TV...as long as his advertisers give him many times more than the amount given away. Who do you think you are kidding with the money-eatin' grin, Mr. Regis Affability Philben??
The sordid, yet refreshing, saga of how neo-nazi groups have fruitlessly paid the european media millions of euros trying to suppress the undeniable scientific evidence recently discovered at stonehenge. A very detailed image of Robin Hood with Bill Cosby's face was found carved deep into the underside of a stone rolled over by an earthquake...and an official Scotland Yard artists colorized rendering of it was given to Originaldo to reveal to the world.
"John is James, James is John!" is all Rock 'n Roll Legend James Brown could chant over and over when he received the official DNA report from Harpers Ferry where Abolitionist John Brown's bones still lie. A correctionist and thankfully bloodless movement has been successful in having John's face replaced with James' mug on the magnificent wall fresco in the Capital Rotunda in Topeka, Kansas.
